Hibbert: Bart, I found the culprit: a jagged metal cereal O.
Bart: Wicked! [pulls up his gown] I got this cool scar, _and_ I get
to miss a week of school!
[his assembled classmates ooh and aah]
Milhouse: Dr. Hibbert, can I have _my_ appendix out?
[the other children clamor in agreement]
Hibbert: [chuckles] Why not? Follow me, kids! Nurse, prep these
children!
[the children follow, chattering eagerly]
-- Hippocrates, schmippocrates, "'Round Springfield"
Bart: Wicked! [pulls up his gown] I got this cool scar, _and_ I get
to miss a week of school!
[his assembled classmates ooh and aah]
Milhouse: Dr. Hibbert, can I have _my_ appendix out?
[the other children clamor in agreement]
Hibbert: [chuckles] Why not? Follow me, kids! Nurse, prep these
children!
[the children follow, chattering eagerly]
-- Hippocrates, schmippocrates, "'Round Springfield"
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