Homer: Whatcha doing, Marge?
Marge: Making out the jury list for the film festival. Mayor Quimby,
Krusty, Jay [giggles]...
Homer: Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
Marge: [long pause] Yes.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...why did it take you so long to
say yes?
Marge: [long pause] No reason.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...are you humoring me?
Marge: [long pause] [resigned] Yes.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...that's bad!
-- Homer's lightning-fast reasoning ability,
"A Star is Burns"
Marge: Making out the jury list for the film festival. Mayor Quimby,
Krusty, Jay [giggles]...
Homer: Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
Marge: [long pause] Yes.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...why did it take you so long to
say yes?
Marge: [long pause] No reason.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...are you humoring me?
Marge: [long pause] [resigned] Yes.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...that's bad!
-- Homer's lightning-fast reasoning ability,
"A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge! You waited for me.
Marge: Er --
Homer:
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Homer... - Marge: Are you actually giving up your faith?
Homer:
[backpedaling] No! No-no-no-no-no no! [pause] Well... - Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it? Homer: [pause] Yes... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
Homer: Mm. Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or... - Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer...
