Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
Selma: So tell us: who's gay?
Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein.
Selma: No!
Patty: Who else?
[Homer whispers to Jay]
Jay: Oh. MacGyver's gay.
[both sisters growl at Jay, who cowers]
[Homer giggles behind the couch]
Bart: [laughs] You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
Jay: [hanging from the eavestrough in his underwear] Uh...muh uh?
-- The meaning of negative reinforcement,
"A Star is Burns"
Selma: So tell us: who's gay?
Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein.
Selma: No!
Patty: Who else?
[Homer whispers to Jay]
Jay: Oh. MacGyver's gay.
[both sisters growl at Jay, who cowers]
[Homer giggles behind the couch]
Bart: [laughs] You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
Jay: [hanging from the eavestrough in his underwear] Uh...muh uh?
-- The meaning of negative reinforcement,
"A Star is Burns"
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festival.
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at work.
[belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] ... - Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host,
Jay Sherman, thank you. Tonight, we review... - Lisa: Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall,
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Selma: He's hugging us.
What do we do? Patty: Just close your eyes and think...
