Announcer: Coming up next, "The Flintstones" meet "The Jetsons".
Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.
Homer: Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman, the critic.
Jay: Hello.
Bart: Hey, man. I really love your show. I think _all_ kids
should watch it! [turns away] Ew, I suddenly feel so dirty.
-- The metaphorical filth of "The Critic",
"A Star is Burns"
Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.
Homer: Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman, the critic.
Jay: Hello.
Bart: Hey, man. I really love your show. I think _all_ kids
should watch it! [turns away] Ew, I suddenly feel so dirty.
-- The metaphorical filth of "The Critic",
"A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
Selma: So tell us:
who's gay? Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein... - Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband,
Homer. Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of
Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film
festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ... - Lisa: Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall,
I'll give you a call. Jay: And if you ever... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table... - Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host,
Jay Sherman, thank you. Tonight, we review...
