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• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest at work.
  [belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] Jay...
• Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert. Selma: So tell u
  who's gay? Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein....
• Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
  Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"!...
• Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
  Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead....
• Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
  Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed by a scream] Home...
• he doorbell rings] Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
  Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me. [walks off to answer doo...
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....
• Man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls.
  ..where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust....