Homer: [laughing hysterically] This contest is over! Give that man the
$10,000.
Jay: This isn't "America's Funniest Home Videos".
Homer: But...the ball! His groin! Ah ha! It works on so many levels!
[laughs more] Roll it again.
-- Hans Moleman hits Homer's funny bone,
"A Star is Burns"
$10,000.
Jay: This isn't "America's Funniest Home Videos".
Homer: But...the ball! His groin! Ah ha! It works on so many levels!
[laughs more] Roll it again.
-- Hans Moleman hits Homer's funny bone,
"A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even... - Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest
at work.
[belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] ... - Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
Selma: So tell us:
who's gay? Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein... - Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the
Groin" had a football in the groin.
Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already... - Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed... - the doorbell rings]
Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me. [walks off to... - Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential
Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck... - Man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger
Falls.
where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked...
