Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that
movie, "Spaceballs". But instead it's been painful and
disturbing like that movie "Police Academy".
Barney: Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case,
and the other case, there's only one case left!
[pretending to be the other people in the room] Yeah, yeah!
Uh, Barney's right. Yeah, let's drink some more beer. Yeah!
Hey, what about some beer? Yeah, Barney's right.
Homer: All right, guys, pipe down. I got some more in the garage.
Herman: [quickly] Uh, I'll, I'll get it for you, Homer.
Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da,
Mr. French Man.
Homer: Well what do _you_ call it?
Moe: A car hole!
-- Homer gets his vocabulary built,
"The Springfield Connection"
academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that
movie, "Spaceballs". But instead it's been painful and
disturbing like that movie "Police Academy".
Barney: Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case,
and the other case, there's only one case left!
[pretending to be the other people in the room] Yeah, yeah!
Uh, Barney's right. Yeah, let's drink some more beer. Yeah!
Hey, what about some beer? Yeah, Barney's right.
Homer: All right, guys, pipe down. I got some more in the garage.
Herman: [quickly] Uh, I'll, I'll get it for you, Homer.
Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da,
Mr. French Man.
Homer: Well what do _you_ call it?
Moe: A car hole!
-- Homer gets his vocabulary built,
"The Springfield Connection"
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