Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are
dedicated cops like me out there.
Homer: I have nothing more to say to you, Marge. I'm drawing a line
down the center of the house a la "I Love Lucy". You stay on
your side and I'll stay on my side.
[sees he's drawn himself into a corner]
D'oh!
-- Aw, Ricky, "The Springfield Connection"
Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are
dedicated cops like me out there.
Homer: I have nothing more to say to you, Marge. I'm drawing a line
down the center of the house a la "I Love Lucy". You stay on
your side and I'll stay on my side.
[sees he's drawn himself into a corner]
D'oh!
-- Aw, Ricky, "The Springfield Connection"
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Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
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can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa... - Homer: You did _what_?!
Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.
What's the big deal? Homer: Nothing. I'm just a little... - Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
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You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you...
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our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it... - Homer: Well? What have we here? Looks like your uncool dad scored
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Lisa: [gasps] Bart... these look real... Bart: Check...
