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• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
• Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
  Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....
• Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds] There you have i
  unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities....
• Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
  Carl: [enthusiastically] And how! -- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child...
• A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
  Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine!...
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
• Todd: Each leap brings us closer to God. Rod: Catch me, Lord, catch me!
  [They collide and fall onto the ground] What have we done to make God angry?...
• Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
  Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...
• Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value -- Marge
  Erm -- Brad: -- and yet, they've managed to raise an emotionally healthy son....