Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.}
Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow
that mother and I both enjoy. She claimed it was her day
to use it, I maintained she was mistaken, we quarreled.
Later, as I prepared to bathe, I noticed to my horror that
_someone_ had slashed the pillow.}
Marge: {Uh huh. Who called the police?}
Skinner+Mom: {We both did.}
Marge: {Look, why don't you two settle down? I'm sure you can get
another pillow.}
Skinner: {Well, I could send it back to Taiwan for repair, but why
should I have to? I've done nothing wrong. And I _don't_
give permission for my face to be on TV: I want it blurred!
[his face becomes blurred]}
-- "Cops" comes to Springfield,
"The Springfield Connection"
Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow
that mother and I both enjoy. She claimed it was her day
to use it, I maintained she was mistaken, we quarreled.
Later, as I prepared to bathe, I noticed to my horror that
_someone_ had slashed the pillow.}
Marge: {Uh huh. Who called the police?}
Skinner+Mom: {We both did.}
Marge: {Look, why don't you two settle down? I'm sure you can get
another pillow.}
Skinner: {Well, I could send it back to Taiwan for repair, but why
should I have to? I've done nothing wrong. And I _don't_
give permission for my face to be on TV: I want it blurred!
[his face becomes blurred]}
-- "Cops" comes to Springfield,
"The Springfield Connection"
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Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there...
