Homer: I knew you'd come crawling back.
Burns: How much do you want?
Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the
leper one!
Burns: Done!
-- Plus an option to pick up the leper one later,
"Rosebud"
Burns: How much do you want?
Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the
leper one!
Burns: Done!
-- Plus an option to pick up the leper one later,
"Rosebud"
Related:
- Woman: Yes? Are you a new applicant?
Homer: Actually,
I quit and I came to get my job back. Woman: Through... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars,
sir? Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile,... - Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am?
Homer: I dunno.
A hundred and two? Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - How do you make a quick skeleton?
Put a leper in a wind tunnel... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
