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• Homer: Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit, I can do anything I want.
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• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
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• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
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• Homer: I knew you'd come crawling back. Burns: How much do you want?
  Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands....
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• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
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