Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but
until now none of them was important. I'm Kent Brockman.
[scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance]
At three p.m. Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was
shot following a tense confrontation at town hall.
[still shots of Burns and town hall]
Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced
dead.
[scene shows Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital]
He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors
upgraded his condition to "alive".
[scene shows Springfield General hospital]
Now let's talk to Police Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum: [eating an ice cream] Oh. Oh, hiya, Kent. Ahem. Uh, right
now, we are questioning two witnesses who were in the vicinity
at the time.
[scene shows Lou holding a photo of Smithers at someone]
Lou: Did you see this guy? Was he anywhere near the parking lot when
Burns got shot?
[camera shows Maggie and SLH being questioned]
Eddie: No, it's no use. They ain't talking.
-- Bad cops, bad cops, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
until now none of them was important. I'm Kent Brockman.
[scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance]
At three p.m. Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was
shot following a tense confrontation at town hall.
[still shots of Burns and town hall]
Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced
dead.
[scene shows Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital]
He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors
upgraded his condition to "alive".
[scene shows Springfield General hospital]
Now let's talk to Police Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum: [eating an ice cream] Oh. Oh, hiya, Kent. Ahem. Uh, right
now, we are questioning two witnesses who were in the vicinity
at the time.
[scene shows Lou holding a photo of Smithers at someone]
Lou: Did you see this guy? Was he anywhere near the parking lot when
Burns got shot?
[camera shows Maggie and SLH being questioned]
Eddie: No, it's no use. They ain't talking.
-- Bad cops, bad cops, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Burns: Homer Simpson?
Homer: So, you finally learned my name,
eh? Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked... - Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh.
Eddie: I had an idea,
Chief: why don't we check out that suit Burns was ... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie... - Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
[holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt]... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Troy: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery
of who shot Mr.
Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the ... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ...
