Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your
identity. You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-
hour photo, instant oatmeal society.
Bart: What's the answer?
Lisa: Well, this is your chance to develop a new and better identity.
May I suggest...good-natured doormat?
Bart: Sounds good, sis. Just tell me what to do.
-- Lisa consoles Bart, "Bart's Inner Child"
identity. You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-
hour photo, instant oatmeal society.
Bart: What's the answer?
Lisa: Well, this is your chance to develop a new and better identity.
May I suggest...good-natured doormat?
Bart: Sounds good, sis. Just tell me what to do.
-- Lisa consoles Bart, "Bart's Inner Child"
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Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
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[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church... - Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say
that it is because of teamwork.
gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because...
