Lisa: I've Got Some Textbooks But Without State-approved Syllabi And Standardized Testing My Education Can Only Go So Far.

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Lisa: I've got some textbooks but without state-approved syllabi and
standardized testing my education can only go so far.
Marge: Honey, maybe you should relax a little.
Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or -- [groans]
Only two synonyms? Oh my God: I'm losing my perspicacity!
[runs off screaming]
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.
-- Tautologies, "The PTA Disbands"

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