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• Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.
  74 parts per million of asbestos! Bart: That's not enough!...
• Martin's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
  Bart's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!...
• Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
  Carl: [enthusiastically] And how! -- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Bart: I was sitting there! Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
  Bart: It's right there! Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug....
• Bart: I demand a recount! Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
  Two for Martin. Would you like another recount?...
• Martin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library, featuring an ABC of the over[something] genre.
  Asimov, Bester, Clarke! Student: What abouy Ray Bradbury?...
• After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
  In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Relaxed Agnostic--I don't know any answers--I'm not looking very hard, eithe