Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another
tax on puffy directing pants.
Director: [exasperated] But I don't wear puffy pants!
Quimby: I meant a tax on _not_ wearing puffy pants.
Assistant: Oy.
Quimby: I'm sorry. [sounding anything but]
-- More stringent than the "two comely lasses" thing,
"Radioactive Man"
Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another
tax on puffy directing pants.
Director: [exasperated] But I don't wear puffy pants!
Quimby: I meant a tax on _not_ wearing puffy pants.
Assistant: Oy.
Quimby: I'm sorry. [sounding anything but]
-- More stringent than the "two comely lasses" thing,
"Radioactive Man"
Related:
- Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
I've seen your work; it's good -- very,... - Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assistant: [consults... - Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
Assistant: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir. -... - Assistant: All right, we have $30 million to spend.
Quimby: We'll blow up our dams, destroy forests, anything... - Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything?
I run this town. You're just a bunch... - Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of
here in Springfield:
one, the bats in the public library -- [scene... - Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.}
Nurse:
{Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.} ... - Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?}
Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with... - Quimby: Our city will _not_ negotiate with terrorists!
Is there a city nearby that will? Hapablap...
