Barney: If You Were Such A Big Shot, Why Aren't You Still Making Movies?

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Barney: If you were such a big shot, why aren't you still making
movies? Moe? Moe!
[Moe thinks back to an episode where the Little Rascals are
playing marbles]
[he flicks one away; it bounces into an exhaust pipe]
Moe: Oh, no! My favorite aggie!
[Alfalfa runs off, looks in the exhaust pipe]
[the car starts and blows soot in his face]
Moe: [smashing Alfalfa's head into the ground] You stole my bit!
That's my bit...ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!
Man: Cut! Oh my God! He's killed the original Alfalfa.
Moe: [in the present] Yeah. Luckily, Alfalfa was an orphan owned
by the studio.
Denizens: Oh! I see. That makes sense.
-- Justifiable homicide, "Radioactive Man"

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