Barney: If you were such a big shot, why aren't you still making
movies? Moe? Moe!
[Moe thinks back to an episode where the Little Rascals are
playing marbles]
[he flicks one away; it bounces into an exhaust pipe]
Moe: Oh, no! My favorite aggie!
[Alfalfa runs off, looks in the exhaust pipe]
[the car starts and blows soot in his face]
Moe: [smashing Alfalfa's head into the ground] You stole my bit!
That's my bit...ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!
Man: Cut! Oh my God! He's killed the original Alfalfa.
Moe: [in the present] Yeah. Luckily, Alfalfa was an orphan owned
by the studio.
Denizens: Oh! I see. That makes sense.
-- Justifiable homicide, "Radioactive Man"
movies? Moe? Moe!
[Moe thinks back to an episode where the Little Rascals are
playing marbles]
[he flicks one away; it bounces into an exhaust pipe]
Moe: Oh, no! My favorite aggie!
[Alfalfa runs off, looks in the exhaust pipe]
[the car starts and blows soot in his face]
Moe: [smashing Alfalfa's head into the ground] You stole my bit!
That's my bit...ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!
Man: Cut! Oh my God! He's killed the original Alfalfa.
Moe: [in the present] Yeah. Luckily, Alfalfa was an orphan owned
by the studio.
Denizens: Oh! I see. That makes sense.
-- Justifiable homicide, "Radioactive Man"
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Moe:
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Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful]... - Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to
NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe.... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney:
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
And I'm too superstitious to take the one...
