Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir. [points to a box]
Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?
Burns: Oh, very well.
[they open it and start eating; a photo is slowly uncovered]
Smithers: Now look, there's a photo in here.
Burns: Ah yes, I believe that's little Maggie Simpson, the baby who
found my precious teddy bear Bobo. Oh, and that Simpson mutt,
my former guard dog. Oh and um, that's uh, Bart Simpson, he
was my heir for a brief period, you know?
Smithers: Yes sir, I remember.
[later, they both look ill]
Burns: Anything left?
Smithers: Uh, only the sour quince log, sir.
[the log covers Homer's face]
Burns: Ew! Dispose of it. And, uh, send a thank you note to Marge,
Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson.
-- The best-laid plans, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?
Burns: Oh, very well.
[they open it and start eating; a photo is slowly uncovered]
Smithers: Now look, there's a photo in here.
Burns: Ah yes, I believe that's little Maggie Simpson, the baby who
found my precious teddy bear Bobo. Oh, and that Simpson mutt,
my former guard dog. Oh and um, that's uh, Bart Simpson, he
was my heir for a brief period, you know?
Smithers: Yes sir, I remember.
[later, they both look ill]
Burns: Anything left?
Smithers: Uh, only the sour quince log, sir.
[the log covers Homer's face]
Burns: Ew! Dispose of it. And, uh, send a thank you note to Marge,
Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson.
-- The best-laid plans, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Related:
- Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns!
Burns: Hello there.
uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
From the same category:
- Bart: Unkie Herb, can I spit over the side?
Herbert:
Heh heh heh. I love this kid. Hock your brains out... - I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert.
Store-bought snack cakes -- both kinds. -- Marge's... - Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be _something_ you hate.
What about mosquito bites? Ned: Mmm mmm! ... - You there, eating the paste.
-- Lyle Lanley calls on a student in Lisa's class,
"Marge vs. the... - Homer: Marge, how could you??
Marge: These shirts are a hundred percent cotton.
And look at the fine stitching on "dope". Homer...
