Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at
early morn? [sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so
rank.
[sniffs under his arm] Ah, washbasin fresh. That funk must be
coming from one of the classrooms.
[enters a classroom; groans, covers nose with hankerchief]
[sees gerbil in cage] Aw, poor fellow: crushed by his own
waterbottle.
-- Skinner discovers the death of Superdude,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
early morn? [sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so
rank.
[sniffs under his arm] Ah, washbasin fresh. That funk must be
coming from one of the classrooms.
[enters a classroom; groans, covers nose with hankerchief]
[sees gerbil in cage] Aw, poor fellow: crushed by his own
waterbottle.
-- Skinner discovers the death of Superdude,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Related:
- Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade
four gerbil,
uh, Superdude, lost his life. I need you to air ... - Skinner: My lord, such destruction.
[sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof]
Superintendent Chalmers,
er, how are you going? Chalmers: Why is it when I heard... - Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you. Skinner... - Smithers: The man became consumed by greed. He'd steal from anyone!
[flashback to part one] Smithers: This isn't a rival... - Burns: Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its
precious fluid.
Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers? Smithers: [not impressed]... - Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The... - Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to
maintain!
I own the electric company, and the water works --... - Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]... - Burns: That's it. Fumble about with your widgets and do-bobs.
It will all be a monument to futility when...
