Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him again.

Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him
again.
Lisa: Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the
future?
Woman: No...but try to look surprised.
Lisa: I thought you said you'd tell me about my _true_ love.
Woman: Oh, you'll have a true love, but I specialize in foretelling the
relationships where you get jerked around.
[laughs manically; throws a smoke bomb and continues to laugh]
[the smoke clears, and she's still sitting there]
-- Less-than-spectacular exits, "Lisa's Wedding"