Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson.
Homer: Oh, uh, but Mr. Milhouse, my little girl's getting married.
Milhouse: Lisa? [mournful] Oh, my one true love.
[flash to teenage, acned Milhouse behind wheel of a car]
Lisa: It's not you, Milhouse, I just don't plan to ever get married.
[Milhouse weeps openly]
[back to present]
Milhouse: [threatening] I think I'll write your performance evaluation
now, Simpson.
[walks out]
-- Milhouse, levelheaded supervisor, "Lisa's Wedding"
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson.
Homer: Oh, uh, but Mr. Milhouse, my little girl's getting married.
Milhouse: Lisa? [mournful] Oh, my one true love.
[flash to teenage, acned Milhouse behind wheel of a car]
Lisa: It's not you, Milhouse, I just don't plan to ever get married.
[Milhouse weeps openly]
[back to present]
Milhouse: [threatening] I think I'll write your performance evaluation
now, Simpson.
[walks out]
-- Milhouse, levelheaded supervisor, "Lisa's Wedding"
Related:
- Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Bart: Hey, Milhouse! How's the lemonade business?
Milhouse:
It's clearly booming, Bart. [Lisa holds... - Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean... - Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my
permanent teeth!
Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive... - Bart: Milhouse has Bonestorm!
[inside, Milhouse's hair is being blown back from the TV]
Milhouse:
This is great...and all I've done is enter my name... - Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm... - Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in... - I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!
This one's for real! -- Homer Simpson A Milhouse... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house...
