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• Abe: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.
  They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it....
• Milhouse: What are they saying? Bart: I'm not sure.
  Milhouse: I thought you said you could read lips. Ba...
• Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
  Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Milhouse: Hey Bart, got any new tricks for us today?
  Bart: Just one. A little something I call "Plucking the Pickle". -- "Bart the Love...
• Bart: The lemon tree's gone! Martin: And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.
  Database: Oh look, a clue. A candy bar wrapper. Milhouse...
• Milhouse: Hey, kid: stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder.
  We invented that, copycats. Milhouse2...
• Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
  Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...