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  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Patty: Your blood pressure is off the chart. Selma
  And I don't like this urine sample one bit. -- The sisters inspect Marge, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity.
  You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one- hour photo, instant oatmeal society....
• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
• Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from boarding school, will read the same passage I just read.
  I noticed a few of you weren't paying attention....
• Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
  Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
• Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
  Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is....
• Skinner: [over PA] Attention, students. It's time once again to choose a gym class for the coming term so let's all prove how adult we can be by filing to the gym in a calm and orderly manner.
  ..even though it's first come, first serve, and the most popular sports fill up fast....
• Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
  Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...