Bart: See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then
I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat.
Not that I'm into that kind of thing -- [drinks a Tab]
Teacher: Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital,
and you, you will dance the male lead!
Bart: Dance in front of the whole school? What is it with you and
ballet?
Teacher: I have know you have great conflict, Bart: you love ballet, yet
you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?
Bart: No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will
beat the living snot out of me.
-- As opposed to the dead snot,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat.
Not that I'm into that kind of thing -- [drinks a Tab]
Teacher: Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital,
and you, you will dance the male lead!
Bart: Dance in front of the whole school? What is it with you and
ballet?
Teacher: I have know you have great conflict, Bart: you love ballet, yet
you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?
Bart: No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will
beat the living snot out of me.
-- As opposed to the dead snot,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of
a man.
[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh]... - Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson?
Bart: I don't like wearing tights,
ma'am. Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart! ... - Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck
Club".}
[Bart does a final leap;
everyone oohs] Bart: [thinking] They love me; I'm... - Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:... - Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity?
Lisa:
Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great. [Bart... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,...
From the same category:
- Bart: Oh, good: somebody's shadow. I'll just turn and brag about my
work.
[turns] Aah! Marge: Bart, you've graffito-tagged public... - I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants
that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
And I want you to know that when I die, you're all... - Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won.
Alien 2: Did they?
That board with a nail in it may have defeated us.... - Homer: Wow, what an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader was
Luke Skywalker's father!
Crowd: [waiting in line to see the movie] Oh, thank... - Hey don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here.
Save that for court! -- Dr. Nick Riviera to Snake...
