Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't
deserve it.
Marge: But I like to make you breakfast!
Homer: Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter
and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.
Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.
-- The powdered sugar scale of shame,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't
deserve it.
Marge: But I like to make you breakfast!
Homer: Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter
and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.
Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.
-- The powdered sugar scale of shame,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button... - Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
He's looking through the want ads to find... - Homer: All right, family. I want the truth. Don't pull any punches.
[sweetly] Am I just a little bit overweight? ... - Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Homer... - Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner,
but this food tastes a little strange. Lisa... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I,
can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa...
From the same category:
- Wiggum: All right, Simpson, you're free to go.
Homer:
Let me just finish this last lobster tail and raspberry... - The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger,
if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain... - Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do?
Homer: Now,
don't worry. Our situation isn't as bad as it seems... - What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
-- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young
sapling,
"Call of the... - Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good
job of fitting in.
Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in...
