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• Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
  -- Homer finds more good free stuff, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
  Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
• Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
  Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now....
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
• Homer: Well, from now on, exercise every morning Homer!
  [does stretching exercises in front of the bathroom mirror] Marge...
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
• Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!
  -- Homer reads the "FOR FREE" section of the paper, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Quimby: And now to usher in this new era of feeling good is the godfather of soul, James Brown.
  Brown: Ow! [singing] I feel good, huh! I knew that I would, now....