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• Homer: So anywho, back then there was _no_ way for me to know your mother was pregnant.
  [flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running into the bathroom, and throwing up] Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible secret from your past.
  Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom....
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
  What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....