Marge: I don't know if this is a good idea.
Homer: Marge, it's the perfect exercise! It'll double the value of our
house, and it was free! Free!
-- Why trampolines are good, "Bart's Inner Child"
Homer: Marge, it's the perfect exercise! It'll double the value of our
house, and it was free! Free!
-- Why trampolines are good, "Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
Homer finds more good free stuff, "Bart's Inner... - Homer: Oh my God!
Lisa: What is it?
Homer: Tramapoline!
Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?... - Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge... - Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least I'm out there trying new things. If... - Homer: Well, from now on, exercise every morning Homer!
[does stretching exercises in front of the bathroom... - Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty... - Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled
mattresses!
Homer reads the "FOR FREE" section of the paper, ... - Quimby: And now to usher in this new era of feeling good is the
godfather of soul,
James Brown. Brown: Ow! [singing] I feel...
