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• Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
  Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
• Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?
  } Homer: {Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je locks the trampoline to a post] Now just turn around, and count to three...
• All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
  } -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
• Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
  Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....
• Bart: I will _never_ get tired of this! Lisa: I'm going to have my wedding here!
  -- The children play on the trampoline, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
• Homer: OK, little buddy: hop in! [Bart steps forward] Ah bah!
  I mean my little _girl_ buddy. Lisa: That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior....
• Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the -- Krusty
  [points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right on driving....
• Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
  once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....