Homer: OK, little buddy: hop in!
[Bart steps forward]
Ah bah! I mean my little _girl_ buddy.
Lisa: That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent
competitive behavior. However, I _will_ sit up front with you if
it's a fatherly gesture of love.
Homer: [kindly] OK, hon. [she gets in]
Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here! [laughs]
-- Such a devious ruse, "Lisa on Ice"
[Bart steps forward]
Ah bah! I mean my little _girl_ buddy.
Lisa: That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent
competitive behavior. However, I _will_ sit up front with you if
it's a fatherly gesture of love.
Homer: [kindly] OK, hon. [she gets in]
Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here! [laughs]
-- Such a devious ruse, "Lisa on Ice"
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Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
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And if you lose, I'll kill you! [everyone... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
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