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• Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?
  } Homer: {Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je locks the trampoline to a post] Now just turn around, and count to three...
• Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the -- Krusty
  [points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right on driving....
• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
• Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
  once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
• Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
  Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
• Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
  Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• Homer: That's the last I'll see of Mr. Trampoline. Yep, it's finally gone.
  [a shadow grows above Homer] [the trampoline bounces repeatedly off Homer's head, driving his feet into the ground] {If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now....