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• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
• A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
  ..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...
• To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs.
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.