Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns --
Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire.
Lisa: [points at Homer] _You're_ the head vampire?
Marge: No, _I'm_ the head vampire. [laughs ghoulishly]
Lisa: Mom?!
Marge: I _do_ have a life outside this house, you know.
-- Lucrative moonlighting, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns --
Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire.
Lisa: [points at Homer] _You're_ the head vampire?
Marge: No, _I'm_ the head vampire. [laughs ghoulishly]
Lisa: Mom?!
Marge: I _do_ have a life outside this house, you know.
-- Lucrative moonlighting, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to... - Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire! Abe... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, ... - Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now,
let's go back to that ... building ... thingee ...... - Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking
undead!
Nosferatu! Das Wampyr! [Family looks blankly]... - Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
