John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator. Don't you just
love the graphics on this box?
Homer: No. How can you love a box, or a toy or graphics? You're a
grown man.
John: It's camp!
[Homer stares nonplussed]
The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
Homer: Oh, yeah. Like when a clown dies.
John: Well, sort of. But I mean more like inflatable furniture or
"Last Supper" TV trays, or even this bowling shirt.
[John is wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" t-shirt]
Can you believe somebody gave this to goodwill?
[Marge sneaks away]
-- Just because it's got your name and picture on it
doesn't mean..., "Homer's Phobia"
love the graphics on this box?
Homer: No. How can you love a box, or a toy or graphics? You're a
grown man.
John: It's camp!
[Homer stares nonplussed]
The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
Homer: Oh, yeah. Like when a clown dies.
John: Well, sort of. But I mean more like inflatable furniture or
"Last Supper" TV trays, or even this bowling shirt.
[John is wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" t-shirt]
Can you believe somebody gave this to goodwill?
[Marge sneaks away]
-- Just because it's got your name and picture on it
doesn't mean..., "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Homer... - Homer: [to John] Yyyou! I should've known!
John: Well,
good morning, sunshine. Marge: Homer! John brought... - Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money?
John: Boy howdy!
Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's... - John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge: Not... - John: Homer, what have you got against gays?
Homer:
You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law,... - Smithers: John!
John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this... - Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him
and his wife over for drinks sometime.
Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Homer... - Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a
raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough...
