Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's
you.
Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot!
[bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]
Lisa: Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
Homer: Well, it _was_ my major.
-- With a minor in dirty limericks, "Homer the Clown"
Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's
you.
Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot!
[bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]
Lisa: Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
Homer: Well, it _was_ my major.
-- With a minor in dirty limericks, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge:
{Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Homer: {[squirming]... - Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate... - Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him]
Homer:
Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning... - Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
[gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row... - Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well,
thank you, honey. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs... - Lisa: Wow, Dad!
Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now,
and I don't know what's going to happen. But just...
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- Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards... - Boy1: Hey, nice smile.
Lisa: Thanks.
Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa... - Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team apprehended
the TV clown,
who appears on a rival station, opposite our own Emmy... - Bravo! Walk away from it. Now it belongs to the ages.
[to next student] You! Not another stroke! Oh well... - Lisa: There's nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise,
Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...
