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• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
  It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
• Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
  Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....