Krusty: OK, OK, let's figure out who should stay. The world of the
future will need laughter, so I'm in.
Moe: And they'll need somebody to dispense drinks, i.e., me, and
someone'll have to run the power. You can do that, Homer.
Homer: [uncertain] Uh, yeah...I can do that.
[the comet looms ever closer]
Lovejoy: OK, let's start again. We'll need laughter, religious
enlightenment, gossip -- that's Mrs. Lovejoy --
-- Predicting the future world necessities,
"Bart's Comet"
future will need laughter, so I'm in.
Moe: And they'll need somebody to dispense drinks, i.e., me, and
someone'll have to run the power. You can do that, Homer.
Homer: [uncertain] Uh, yeah...I can do that.
[the comet looms ever closer]
Lovejoy: OK, let's start again. We'll need laughter, religious
enlightenment, gossip -- that's Mrs. Lovejoy --
-- Predicting the future world necessities,
"Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate]
[gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian? [everyone... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
[picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh. ... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has...
