Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll Just Take That -- [sees Empty Collection Plate] [gasps] Everyone Turn Around And Look At This!

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Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate]
[gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian?
[everyone surrounds Bart]
Bart: [thinking] Now just relax. For once, you didn't do
anything wrong. Just explain yourself and everyone will
[aloud] I --
Mrs. Lovejoy: -- took the money? Yes, we know.
Moe: He confessed!
Bart: OK! [jumps out window]
Homer: [after a delay] Stop him! He's headed for the window!
-- Closing the barn door too late, "Bart's Girlfriend"