Bart: Grandpa, Why Don't You Tell Us A Story? You've Led An Interesting Life.

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Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting
life.
Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it! But I have seen a
*lot* of movies...
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"

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