Burns: [over the intercom] Welcome, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead -

Burns: [over the intercom] Welcome, come in. Ah, fresh victims for
my ever-growing army of the undead --
Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of that button.
Burns: Well, son of a bitch --
-- Vampires and technology don't mix,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"

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