Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.} Nurse:

Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.}
Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.}
Quimby: {My wife? Where? Where?! [runs off in a panic]}
Doctor: {Congratulations, it's a boy! [takes a polaroid]}
McAllister: {Argh. [holding his baby by the feet] You're truly the
catch of the day.}
Homer: [nonplussed] It's wonderful, it's magical, oh boy, here it
comes, another mouth.
Hibbert: One more push should do it.
Homer: Marvelous.
[a baby cries once, then again]
Hibbert: Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy
baby.
Homer: OK. [makes thumbs up sign]
[Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand] Huh?
Marge: Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".
Homer: Hello. Aw, it's a boy -- and what a boy!
Hibbert: Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
-- Details, "And Maggie Makes Three"