Woman: Yes? Are you a new applicant?
Homer: Actually, I quit and I came to get my job back.
Woman: Through there. [points to a doggy door]
[Homer crawls through, into Mr. Burns' office]
[he coughs up dust]
Burns: So...come crawling back, eh?
Homer: Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention
to it.
-- Trying to convince Monty of reason,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Homer: Actually, I quit and I came to get my job back.
Woman: Through there. [points to a doggy door]
[Homer crawls through, into Mr. Burns' office]
[he coughs up dust]
Burns: So...come crawling back, eh?
Homer: Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention
to it.
-- Trying to convince Monty of reason,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit,
I can do anything I want. Burns: Is that so... - Homer walks dejected through the empty alley]
Homer:
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: I knew you'd come crawling back.
Burns: How much do you want?
Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?
Burns:
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss...
