Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
Marge: Mmm...
Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?
Marge: Oh, no, no, not exactly. It's just that I haven't told Homer
yet, and with his new job, I don't know how we're going to be
able to afford this.
Hibbert: Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000.
Marge: What?!
Hibbert: Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted
differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test.
[laughs uncomfortably]
-- Dr. Hibbert, evil Republican,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Marge: Mmm...
Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?
Marge: Oh, no, no, not exactly. It's just that I haven't told Homer
yet, and with his new job, I don't know how we're going to be
able to afford this.
Hibbert: Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000.
Marge: What?!
Hibbert: Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted
differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test.
[laughs uncomfortably]
-- Dr. Hibbert, evil Republican,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.}
Nurse:
{Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.} ... - Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure... - Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that
Freddy Quimby is guilty,
but that he is also innocent of _not_ being... - Marge: How's my special little guy?
Lisa: How're you feeling,
big brother? [Maggie sucks on her pacifier]... - Marge: Can't you do something for him?
Hibbert: Well,
we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly... - Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower.
Marge: Baby shower?
You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and ... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing...
