[scene shows Marge dressing up and Homer in a suit]
Homer: [voice-over] That night, your mother and I went out for a
romantic evening to celebrate the start of our new life...
["At the Copacabana" plays]
[camera shows Marge and Homer dancing while seated in the car at
at Krusty Burger drive thru]
Homer: [voice-over] ...followed by a stroll on the beach.
[they lie down on the sand near the water and kiss]
Homer: Marge...
Marge: Homer...
Homer: [sly] I've got sand in my underpants.
Marge: Me too. Let's go home.
[they leave; Homer runs back quickly to scoop more sand into his
pants]
-- So much for _that_ lumbering double entendre,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Homer: [voice-over] That night, your mother and I went out for a
romantic evening to celebrate the start of our new life...
["At the Copacabana" plays]
[camera shows Marge and Homer dancing while seated in the car at
at Krusty Burger drive thru]
Homer: [voice-over] ...followed by a stroll on the beach.
[they lie down on the sand near the water and kiss]
Homer: Marge...
Marge: Homer...
Homer: [sly] I've got sand in my underpants.
Marge: Me too. Let's go home.
[they leave; Homer runs back quickly to scoop more sand into his
pants]
-- So much for _that_ lumbering double entendre,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Homer: So anywho, back then there was _no_ way for me to know your
mother was pregnant.
[flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running... - Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge.
Marge: I love you too,
Homey. Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly... - Homer: Marge! You waited for me.
Marge: Er --
Homer:
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Homer... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were... - Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids... - Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over...
