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• Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
  Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man!...
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Have you seen Milhouse? Owner: No, now go away
  we're racing for the title of the champion of the universe....
• Milhouse: This bus has seen better days. Bart: Well, at least it's safer than the old bus.
  [shot of old bus, propped up on blocks] [a leaf from a tree falls on i...
• Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
• Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all gonna die!
  [Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat....
• Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination.
  .. and I've come to put a stop to it! Ba...