Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled..."The School
Bus"? [realizing] Oh, they must mean "The Ghoooul Bus."
Lisa: [reads the painting] Nope, says right there: "School Bus".
Bart: [with mock enthusiasm] Well, there's nothing scarier than having
to go to school. Ha ha! [groans]
-- Lame introductions, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Bus"? [realizing] Oh, they must mean "The Ghoooul Bus."
Lisa: [reads the painting] Nope, says right there: "School Bus".
Bart: [with mock enthusiasm] Well, there's nothing scarier than having
to go to school. Ha ha! [groans]
-- Lame introductions, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was... - Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like
this?
Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're --... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Have you seen Milhouse?
Owner: No, now go away:
we're racing for the title of the champion of ... - Milhouse: This bus has seen better days.
Bart: Well,
at least it's safer than the old bus. [shot... - Safety experts say school bus passengers
should be... - Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always... - Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all
gonna die!
[Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle... - Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination.
and I've come to put a stop to it! Bart: [desperate]...
From the same category:
- Marge: [reading the plaque] For heroic competence,
for narrowly averting a meltdown, and proving... - Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love... - Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted.
I'm telling you,
he's such a curious little Dickens. I bet he could... - Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield,
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Lady: I'm teaching your daughter riding, grooming, and at no extra
charge,
pronunciation. Lisa: [atop Princess, in riding gear]...
