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• Bus error -- passengers dumped.
• Grad school - just say no.
• Life is too confusing for novices. We should let the experts take care of it.
• APL -- A double-decker bus. Its takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time.
  But, it drives only in reverse gear, and is instrumented in Greek....
• Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
  Woman: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ["Diz-Nee Historical Park...
• A school should not be a preparation for life. A school should be life. -- Elbert Hubbard
• SMILEY -( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room
• Did I say I was a sardine? Or a bus??? -- Zippy the Pinhead