Bart: Have You Seen Milhouse? Owner: No, Now Go Away
Bart: Have you seen Milhouse?
Owner: No, now go away: we're racing for the title of the champion of
[Otto's school bus crashes]
Otto: All right!
-- A day at the slot car races, "Radioactive Man"
Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....
Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....
Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
Bart: Oooh, what's that? Otto: My very own idea for a comic book, little man.
[unveils his conception of Busman, which bears a distinct resemblance to Otto despite some anatomically awesome features] It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night, fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!...
Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...