Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press sometimes.

Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press
sometimes...make mistakes. "Rock Bottom" would like to make
the following corrections.
[a list scrolls by very, very quickly]
Bart: Wow! V8 juice _isn't_ one-eighth gasoline.
Homer: And Ted Koppel _is_ a robot!
Lisa: There's you, Dad!
Everyone: Yay!
Jones: Tomorrow, on "Rock Bottom":
[slomo of Willy walking into Godfrey's office] he's a
foreigner who takes perverted videos of you when you least
expect it. He's "Rowdy Roddy Peeper"...
Homer: Oh, that man is _sick_!
Marge: Groundskeeper Willy saved you, Homer.
Homer: But listen to the music! He's evil!
Marge: Hasn't this experience taught you you can't believe everything
you hear?
Homer: Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing.
[family walks off, disgruntled]
Homer: [hugs TV] Let's never fight again.
-- The lesson lost, "Homer Bad Man"