Homer: Hee hee! Here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at a sex farm for sex
hookers.
Farmer: I keep telling you, I just grow sorghum here.
Man: Uh huh. And where are the hookers?
Farmer: [points] 'round back. [realizes] Whoops.
Jones: But first:
[photo of Ashley and her parents at graduation]
She was a university honor student who devoted her life to kids,
[slomo of Homer reaching for his car keys]
until the night a grossly-overweight pervert named Homer Simpson
gave her a crash course in depravity. "Babysitter and the
Beast"!
-- The "Rock Bottom" show, "Homer Bad Man"
Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at a sex farm for sex
hookers.
Farmer: I keep telling you, I just grow sorghum here.
Man: Uh huh. And where are the hookers?
Farmer: [points] 'round back. [realizes] Whoops.
Jones: But first:
[photo of Ashley and her parents at graduation]
She was a university honor student who devoted her life to kids,
[slomo of Homer reaching for his car keys]
until the night a grossly-overweight pervert named Homer Simpson
gave her a crash course in depravity. "Babysitter and the
Beast"!
-- The "Rock Bottom" show, "Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi... - Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please,
this is where I need you the most: I'm counting... - Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was
sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
[splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can... - Jones: We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson.
we want to help. Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you... - Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise... - Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press
sometimes.
make mistakes. "Rock Bottom" would like to make ... - Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the
moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you... - Homer answers the door]
Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So,
er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh...
From the same category:
- Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the... - Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the
agreement:
here's your turtle, alive and well. Bart: [taking... - Don't worry, son. Just 'cuz you're trapped in a hole doesn't mean you
can't live a rich and full life.
Homer's reassuring words, "Radio... - Moe: Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on
the town.
Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards. -- Gee... - Oh, this is heavy. Okay Homer,
don't fear the reaper. --...
